Did you bedeck yourself in your geegaws only for your husband to announce he wants a divorce? Then you need this hat.
100% for women who do NOT wish to be divorced and shipped off to Newport.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
