Are you a bored first class passenger on a doomed cruise ship looking for love with a third class scallywag? Then girl, do we have the hat for you! Let everyone know you saw your whole life as if you'd already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. Except now you could have a new hat! 100% made of hat material and 100% cannot be used a floatation device in the Atlanic ocean.
